BEST YO MOMMA JOKES
Yo momma so poor she didn’t have enough money for your abortion and Im left now paying your child support.
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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.”
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Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Yo mama so poor… she hangs the toilet paper out the window to dry
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Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?”
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
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Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a pic of her last christmas & its still printing
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Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”